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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all the work and earn all
the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until
finally the asshole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So
the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet
twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain
fevered.
Eventually they all decided that asshole should be the Boss, so the
motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and
passed out the shit!
Management Lesson:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
Story Number two
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the
bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how
warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
happy and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is! your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! blogged by Simbah_je @ 8:26 AM
